As The CBox Pops

[Annabeth Chase]

This is a thread for the epic battles, amazing soap opera-worthy moments, and just those quotes that made you nearly bust a gut laughing... all within the confines of our glorious little cbox. So post away!

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After Erebus says he and Annabeth are like Romeo & Juliet.

Athena: Did he write the part where you die and leaves the girl??

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Percy comes online...

Luke: I smell fish.....

Percy: I smell traitor......


Im sorry but I just love those guys xD

[Annabeth Chase]

Sam was very hyper....


AB: Sam says Ellie came before the chicken and the egg... told you she lost it

Sam: You took it out of context miss smarty pants.

Sam: She was complaining that you arielle only said hi to ellie, and i explained ellie came first. she came before the chicken and the egg

AB: So who's the chicken and who's the egg, Sam? >.>

Sam: Athena's the chicken and you're the egg. she's your mamma after all.

AB: Did you just call my mom a chicken!!!!!!!

Alex: Soooo uh oh.. that's not good. *backs away*

Athena: I think she did.....

Sam: I callled her a mother bird. It would be the same as calling Poseidon a guppy

AB: ........ a guppy?

Ryan: And Eris a dark hole

Athena: *laughs*

Alex: Well... he is god of the ocean...

Sam: Thank the gods percy isn't here

Alex: Why? He seems like a nice guy

Ryan: He's horrible

Athena: She called his dad a guppy

Alex: Ohhhh. I got it. o.o

Sam: because he'd get mad. yep. Lets see... that would make Zeus a chicken as well since his bird is an eagle.

AB: How about Athena is more like an owl? All wise and awesome

Sam: Well now that you mention it... since Zeus is a chicken, that would make athena a ficus

AB: ........... you're mental

Athena: Ficus?

Sam: Yep. (Ficus is a type of tree/shrubbery) Would you like that in writing and a OTC perscription

Sam:Anna facepalmed again

AB: My face is going to hurt after this

Athena: No thanks

AB *grumbles* How about a kick-butt, smarter-than-anyone goddess of awesomeness?

AB: And with that, I take me leave. *tries to drag Sam away too*

Athena: I like that one!

Sam: I think I shall take her owllettes and make an omlette with it

AB *tries to punch Sam*

Athena: *getting mad* .......

Sam: And this is me without alcohol. I shall away *hugs athena* Cheer up. I'm sure Aphrodite will give you a boyfriend to make up for it.

Athena: I dont need a boyfriend.....

AB *ties Sam up with duct tape and drags her away* Sorry, mom,... she won't bother you again...

Athena: Its ok. She is speaking her mind.... but you can take her away. Thank you Annabeth *smiles*

[Alexander Ruckshack]

Percy, Annabeth, Luke and I were online and a RP fight sorta broke out... Ryan was wrongly accused for something I did XD

Sami: so really. Luke started it all

P: Why am I not surprised? (I'm guessing P is Percy?)

Ryan: Well, what ever now... *screams in pain and drops* (Hermes shocked him)

Sami: ::points finger to luke:: he used his ghostly powers to manipulate my body. which is so wrong when you really think about it. ::shudders::

I thought that part was pretty funny. XD Let's all blame it on Luke... *hugs for Luke*

[Annabeth Chase]

The mass chaos of...

Az giving Luke love advice (Olympus help us)...
Sam announcing that, according to her dad, anyone who held/holds hands is officially married (thusly Luke and Annabeth are married)...
Percy freaking out and dragging Annabeth to Vegas to marry him and half of Camp Half-Blood and a handful of gods following for various reasons (including pie)...
Luke bursting in to crash the wedding and kissing Annabeth...

did I miss anything? lol

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An extension of the post above lol some wording may be wrong but its close lol

Luke: *Crashes into Vegas chapel after be temporarily turned living by Hermes and runs up to Percy and Annabeth* Anna! you cant Marry him!

Percy: Give her one non age related reason she cant!

Luke: Uhhh...*Thinks shit he too my excuse*

Az: *Whispers to Luke* Tell her!!

Luke: *Whispers back* That could go so wrong!

Az: YOU ARE STANDING IN A CHAPEL, ABOUT TO WATCH HER MARRY ANOTHER GUY. HOW MUCH WORSE CAN IT GET?!

Luke: Oh by the gods! *Grabs Annabeth and kisses her*

Percy: O________________________________________________________________O

Percy: ::In shock:: I-I

[witch]

Late at night for me, Probably early morning for the rest of you

H: Hecate. R: Rion. A: Adonia. X: Xander


R: My writer could give me more intellect, but it seems Celeste likes me the way I am so it worked out.

H: 0.0 Now thats bad Adonia. -glances at Rion- Why she likes you is quite beyond me, no offense dear.

Adonia: It is an odd pair.

R: Odd to those who aren't there when we get to be ourselves. Mutual respect can go a long way to creating romance.

H: Despite the little respect for the kid, he has a pretty good point.

X: Surely there are men who respect you Goddess. Perhaps it's a matter of you not giving them a chance?

R: Wow, I actually agree with book brain for a change.

Adonia *nods*'

H: I doubt respect comes anywhere near it. Even Circe's father had little respect, just alot of fear.

X: Fear and respect should not be confused. Surely there are male gods who would be god and man enough to crack through the scary witchcraft exterior?

H: -glares- if you speak of a nice nature, that I seem not to know about, I shall have to disappoint you. -at Adonia- Doesn't he get annoying at all?

Adonia: *shakes head* Not to me he doesnt.


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Few Mins Later:

H: Unlike most of my fellow Immortals, I have sworn a oath, like the Goddess Artemis, but with one little twist. I'm making this all up on the spot, mind you

X: A twist? I'm intrigued to say the least.

H: Circe's hatred for men, Turning them into pigs, was something I suggested. The oath, is that I wil not let some guy marry me off. The twist, is that he can't be a God. -smirks-

X: Interesting for sure, what a loop hole that is. Does this contingency count for half-gods as well by chance?

H: -pulls face- I said no god, there are other things there to. Like a Titan for example. That may be true, but that still isn't a nice thought.

X: Sometimes there are thoughts that do not resonate well but yet we cannot act as if they do not exist. The fate of Calypso is one such thought. It is unpleasant, but ignoring her fate would be very cruel.

Adonia: Calypso is pretty

X: As is lady Hecate. However, Calypso allows it to shone in the darkness of her fate. Hecate however seems to fear what could be underneath such thick layers of self defense.

H: That may be so dear, but even the ones in love, always have such a epic ending. I may fear what it within me, but at least I'm not stupid enough to fall for someone allready married.

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X: Is there someone already married that is a potential suitor? I didn't mention anything about it.

H: -glares- Don't play coy with me. You may have wisdom, but you have no idea what us immortals must deal with on a daily basis.

X: You're absolutely right, but that's why I asked a question and didn't make a statement. If you don't care to enlighten me, that is a personal choice.

Hecate: -sighs- Teenagers.

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R: Don't you love me Aunt Hecate? -runs away-

Hecate: -blinks- Did he just call me Aunt Hecate?

Adonia: *Laughs* I think he did

R: -as he runs away- you know you will be soooooon!

Hecate: Oh my gods... Your not old enough! -cires out in horror-

[Alexander Ruckshack]

A while ago, Arielle told me that she had Nike were going to play a prank on Ryan. I was all for it! Finally, after a very long time, we were all finally online with eachother! The result?

Ryan is denying that he likes Nike....

Nike--Whatever...! You love me, even Alex thinks so. And Alex and I are now best friends...by the way. *hugs Alex*

Alex: *hugs Nike back* Thanks

Nike-- Of course darling. You're my favorite. *glares at Ryan* You wouldn't punch me if I kissed you on the cheek, right?

Adonia: He may

Nike--Alex would?

Ryan: I would so puch you. I proved it *growls and glares*

Adonia: Oh I thought you were talking about Ryan

Nike--Huh well I wasn't...And he already did...*sniffle*

Alex: No... I wouldn't... o.o Ryan! That was uncalled for

Nike--..This is why we are best friends! *kisses Alex's cheek* Thanks for....welll....not being Ryan

Adonia: You should never hit girls *glares at Ry*

Nike--And that's why she's my hug buddy. *huggles Adonia* Well almost-hug-buddy

Alex: *goes really red* Thanks, Nike. No problem...

Ryan: To bad, I did. *glares at Adonia*

Adonia: *huggles Nike* Almost is correct. *to Ryan* That is called disrespect

Nike--If you ever need anything, I'm here! Nike-to-the-rescue. Not necessarily the rescue because who knows? Maybe you just want a pb&j

Ryan: Exactly. Because I awlays diss respect

Adonia: *whispers to Nike* Should we show him the picture.....

Nike--...*whispers to Adonia* I don't really want to get punched again.

Adonia: *whispers* I'll take the punch for you. Just stand behind me

Alex: *looks at them* Huh?

Nike--Okay then, let's do this. But I have a better idea, we both hide behind Alex.

Adonia: Aw, I couldnt do that! *laughs* Oh Ryan, I have something for you!!

Nike-- *shrugs* I can. *hides behind Alex* You'll love it Ryan!

Adonia: Here!

Ryan: *glances at Alex* Oh gods... *rolls eyes, glares at Adonia* (growls) What? [Nike] *sarcastic* I'm sure I will

Nike--Isn't he just the prettiest girl you've ever met?

Alex: *bursts a gut laughing*

Ryan: *shrugs* I could look worse

Nike--..You're right, you could be without makeup

EllieAndRyan: Ouch XD

XxNikexx: Oh burned!

Alex: XDDDDDDD Shut down Ryan. Shut. Down

Ryan: Or I could look like you

Nike-- You wish you looked like me babe.

It then goes into the original fight: Ryan and Nike bickering about if Ryan really likes her or not XD

[Gavin Sawyer]

After Percy plays tag with Annabeth, and Annebth tackle him…

P: ::brushes self off:: I never said you had to let go ::sad::

AB: You sure were whining a lot, Seaweed Brain. *though laughs and hugs again*

P: ^___^ I gotz a hug from AB

Az: Well isn't he one fruit loop shy of a full bowl.

AB: Az, what is your problem!?

Az: Oh there is a list of things. Where do you want me to start?

AB: Start at the one that made you say something like that.

Az: I like to tell the truth.

AB *glares* From whose point of view? There is nothing wrong with Percy.... he's blowing spit bubbles behind by back, isn't he?

P: o.o ::stops blowing spit bubbles:: no....

AB *facepalm* Oh gods...

L: *face palm*

P: ::wipes mouth::

AB: You drool when you're awake too?

P: only sometimes.

AB: (*wonders if Luke's still available* lol)

L: (Yes ! ^.^)

P: O.O

[Ψ ADMIN SUSHI Ψ]

Nick gets a pet!!!

Cricket--played by Percy!



N: *stares at cricket, challenging it to cherp*

cricket: ::cherp::

R: Oh dear.

N: o.O *zaps!!!!!*

Cricket: ::reveals rubber suit and laughes::

Ryan: *Snickers*

N: o___________o oh its on

N: *Zaps the cricket again* die die die die!

L: Has he ever considerd therapy???

Ryan: *snorts* He really needs it

Cricket: ::puts shades on. rubber suit still protecting him::

Cricket: ::roasts a marshmellow in the lightning. tests it. then pops it in his mouth::

N: *goes to step on the cricket*

Cricket: ::hops out of the way::

N:: x_______________x

Ryan: *sniickers(*

Alex: *smiles* CRICKET!! *goes to catch*

Cricket: *cherps*

N: *looks down at Cricket* You lucky?

Cricket: ::nods:: *cherp*

N: Then you may live o.O only one of the crickets smart enough to get a rubber suit

Cricket: ::nods and hops on Nick's shoulder::

N: Good Cricky *pats, but makes sure not to squish*

Cricket: ^_^ *cherp*

N: You can sleep in cabin one ^_^

Cricket: ^__^ *sherp*

N: Have you gotten into the Dinoynese cabin again? Your sluring your cherps

Cricket: >.> *cherp*

N: My cricket cant hold his liquor

N: ....he walks up to Percy and Annabeth on the quest* "We're gonna be okay!! I got...*holds up cricky* A LUCKY CRICKET

[Alexander Ruckshack]

Andonia's dare to Ryan: "Either in Cbox RP or in a post, write that you love pink elephants and colorful unicorns and WHY you love them!!!"

Enough Said. Today On Cbox:

Adonia: *goes over to Ryan* Hey Ryan

Ryan: *looks up* Hi...

Adonia: You want to see my cute pink elephant?

Ryan: ^^ SURE! I love pink elephants and colorful unicorts becasue they're so pretty and fun to play with!!

DemiGodGirl936: .....

Alex: o,o Did you get something to drink while we were gone?

Adonia: I know right?! *pulls out a colorful unicorn and a pink elephant* Here, you can play with this one!

Percy comes back, scatterings of "WB Percy!"

Ryan: Yay! *goes skipping off with it*

Adonia: *smiles* I love making him feel happy

Alex: You didn't drug him or anything, did you?

Adonnia: Now why would I do that?

Alex: *stares after Ryan and shakes his head* Oh gods I did not just see that

Sam:........ That was really unexpected and disturbing

Adonia: Oh yes you did, Alex.

Alex: Holy Olympus my gods

Edmund: ^^ I like this Ryan!!

N: That scared me.....

Adonia: He is so cute playing with the unicorn! Look how much fun he is having! *runs over with her pink elephant!*

Ryan: *off happily grooming the unicorn's mane*

Ed/Al:

DemiGodGirl936: *hands over some bows and flowers* Would you like to put them in the Unicorn's hair?

ADonia: *sits next to Ryan* Like your unicorn?

AB comes in, scattered hellos to her

Harper: Unicorn? WHERE?

Az: Unicorns? What the hades is going on around here?

Adonia: Ryan is playing with a stuffed unicorn. *sits her pink elephant next to him* Here, he has a friend now

Ryan: YES! *graps at* Thanks! *hugs Sam* [Adonia] Yes!

L: Unicorns flyr around and shoot rainbows and moon beams out of thier ass

Ryan: ^^ Thaks Adonia!

DemiGodGirl936: Wait, unicorns aren't real?

Adonia: Your welcome

AB: That's just creepy, Luke

L: And Ryan running around with a stuffed unicorn isnt?

Edmund: *laughs* I like this Ryan XDDD

A: He has a point there. I was pretty disturbed myself. >.>

AB: YOU HAVE A STUFFED UNICORN, RYAN!?

Ryan: ^^ YES! Isn't it fluffy?!

Alex: Okay. Who drugged him?

DemiGodGirl936: It's so fluffy I'm gonna die!

AB *keels over laughing*

Ryan: *laughs* EXACTLY SAM!

L: *Would die of laughter if he wasnt already dead*

Edmund: *laughing*

Alex: This is sooo disturbing...

Adonia; *smiles*

Aria: This is possibly the most disturbing thing to ever exist'

Sam: Got that right.

N: Im with the tarter tot

Ryan: *holds out proudly to anyone* Wanna pet it? ^^

Aria *runs off to puke*

Harper: I WANNA PET IT!

Ryan: Yay!

Aphrodite: Come on Aria. You'll hurt Ryan's feelings.

AB: I think I'd rather pet Kampe...

RYan: ^^ Group hug anyone?

Aphrodite*hugs Ryan*

Aria: RYAN, whatever you are smoking, STOP IT!

Ryan: Yay! *hugs Aphrodite*

Adonia: *hugs Ryan*

Alex: Oh gods Ryan, what the Hades has gotten into you?!

Edmund: *laughing head off* I LOVE THIS

Ryan: *hugs Adonia*

N: Maybe he got into some toxic fumes?

Aphrodite: I'm guessing this is a dare or something? *goes to check*

Alex: Either he got anmensia, is drunkk or somoking something or what you said

G: [to Nick] Whatever he got himself into, stay away from it.

A: I'm just waiting for him to wake up and realize he's holding a stuffed unicorn.

Sam: THat will be an interesting show

Ryan: *whacky grin starts to fade and turns into a scowl seeing everyone staring at him* (growls) What?

Alex: *slips potion back into his pocket innocently*

Sam*chuckles to self*

Edmund: Uh... *points to Unicorn* That

AB: PIZZA TIME! *hides her pizza*

Sam: It's a unicorn, smart one

Aria: You were playing with that sickening toy, Ryan

Adonia: *walks slowly over and grabs her unicorn* Umm.... thats mine.... *smiles*

Ryan: What's a unicron do? *shrugs* Okay *lets Adonia have it*

L: Shoot rainbows and moonbeams out its ass

Ryan: Okay, that's weird

Adonina: You were playing with it

Ryan: *looks disgusted* Why?

Adonia: Cause I have him to you and you were playing with him

Sam: You were combing its hair

Edmund: *still laughing* It was to funny....

Ryan: I AM SO GOING TO KILL YOU! *leaps up*

Adonia: *gulp*

Alex: *runs back over border* Later!

L: Um....already dead

Edmund: Same

A: ... Now this is entertainment.

Sam*pulls out crossbow* Touch me and die.

Ryan: *takes out staff* I dare you *growls*

AB *draws dagger* Touch any of my friends and sorely regret it

A: And alas, World War 23 begins.

Alex: *hops back in and shoots a dagger at Ryan*

Ryan: *ducks* WHAT THE HADES?!

Alex: This stupid Camp and its pointless fights!

AB leaves and Eris is eating popcorn, Edmund asks for some and a whole different conversation evolves XD

[Ryan Simons]

LAST NIGHT

.... a bunch of us were on and Ryan got stabbed with a Cupid's arrow

Eris: Storybook love is a joke.

Ryan: *rolls eyes* All love is a joke

Aphrodie*shoots Ryan with a cupid arrow*

Julia: *snickers*

Alex: *tries not to laugh*

Ryan: *eyes go slightly blank*

Aphrodite *dissappears*

Eris*turns invisible*

Lihzee: *dives for a hiding place*... Or rather Julia: *dives for a hiding place*

Nico starts nomming....

Sam*gives Nico an evil eye* You're weird.

Ryan: *looks at Sam* (dreamily) Hello

Julia: *makes popcorn and watches*

Sam*slowly turns to Ryan... slowly and confused* Hi...

Alex: *tries to keep himself from laughinng*

RYan: [Sam] *holds out flower* This is for you... *on Chatdango a heart appears*

Nico continues nomming on random other people...

Sam*glares at Ryan* Go away. Flowers are stupid.

Ryan: ^^ I don't want to go away though.... I like you

Julia: Now this is just amusing

Alex: XD Try knowign him for 2 years and them seeing him like this.

Sam *curses under her breath* Why..... WHY?

Ryan: *tlits head in confusion* Why what?

Nico starts chanting DUNDUNDUN

Ed: MUSIC!

Nico tries to jump on Ed's head and falls right though, then tries to throw a pumpkin at him, but it hits Sam instead...

Sam: I don't like you *walks away from Ryan*

Ryan: Aws... *after a few seconds eyes turn back to normal* Why the high Hades do I have this?! *drops flower in disgust*

.... you can imagine how thrilled Sam was to get a pumpkin thrown onto her and how happy Ryan was to figure out that he had been shot wit Cupid's arrow XD

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THIS MORNING

Well... AB, Percy, Sam and I were on earlier this morning with lurking Nico, Lihzee and Danyelle...

SeaweedBrain: :::dead:: x.x

AB: O.O NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Nico comes on, scattered hellos to him

Ryan: YES FINALLY FISH FACE IS DEAD!!!

P: ::scared back to life by AB's screams:: O.O

AB *glares at Ryan* You are so going to pa-... Percy!!!! *hugs*

Rachel ::punches ryan::

P: ::hugged:: 0.0

WiseGirl18: (go Rachel!)

EllieAndRyan: ..... never thought I'd see him so happy XD

NicoFanPJ: -floats to the sky-

Aprhodite: Ryan and Aria need to admit their feelings toward each other. *starts up music* There ya see her... sitting there across the way... she don't got a lot to say but there's something about her.

WiseGirl18: (yeah, I didn't think that was possible for Ryan)

Lihzee comes on...

Julia: Looooove

Aria: WTF!? Aphrodite, you are SO dead!!!!!

Ryan: *takes out dagger and tires to stab Rachel, glares at Aprhodiete* What feelings? *shrugs*

Julia: Feelings of love.

Ed: *plays Can You Feel The Love Tonight? and sprinkles ghost flowers over Ryan and Aria*

Joel: Love?

Aria: Eeeeew! No way

Aphrodite: And you don't know why but you're dying to try you want to KISS THE GIRL!

Julia: *slides away from the knife* Yes. Love.

RYan: WHAT THE HIGH HADES?! That is just disgusting!

Aria: i'm going to puke

Danyelle comes in...

Ryan: *rolls eyes and makes disgusted face*

Julia: Why do you people think theres something wrong with love?

Aria: It's stupid and pointless.

Ryan: Its nausiating and pointless

Julia: Woah. That's just not nice.

[Gavin Sawyer]

Harp: You actually expected us to sleep together in the near future?

Gavin: No. But, well...::sigh:: I'm a guy, I've been thinking of this sort of thing since I figured out girls were different from boys.

Harp: ... Well... um... this is awkward.

Harp: Does that mean you've thought about me that way?

AB *glances at Percy, wondering if that applies to him too... >.>*

Gavin: . . .I'm not sure what to say here. On one hand I could get slapped because I could be regarded as a perv. on the other hand I could get slapped because you think that I don't love you enough.

Gavin: So I am going to play it safe and answer your question with a color, purple.

P: o.o umm ::glances to AB:: Red?

Harp: ... Who's to say I'd slap you? It's not like you're telling me my mother's the reason my dad left like last time. And I didn't even slap you.

Gavin: yeeeah, not really wanting to take any chances.

AB: Um... aaaalrighty. *takes sudden interest in book*

Harp: I'm going to ask you again when you're guard is down. Just so you know.

Gavin: And, just so you know, the answer will still be purple.

Sol: -blinks-....why are you guys talking about colors?

Az: ::pats sol on the shoulder:: You'll understand when you are older.

Sol: >.< I'm 15! why can't I understand now?! DX

AB: Sol, trust me, you're fine being ignorant.

Sol: o.o but I don't wanna be ignorant Dx

Az: ::whispers in Sol's ear the truth about it all::

Sol: 0.0 you couldn't have just lied to me?! DX

AB: Azrael! *>.<*

Sol:...I shall never be the same....o.o

Az: What? The kid had a right to know.

Sol: o.o

AB: A right to know!? A right to be scarred for life now. I'm sorry on his behalf, Sol.

Az: ::slaps sol on the back:: you're welcome kid. This opens a whole new world for you.

[Edmund Servius]

Okay, so this afternoon, Matt, John, Lyn and I were on Cbox. Adonia also dropped by ^^ It was a long but rather amusing IC Cbox event...

Harmonia randomly calls Ryan Lizard Breath because he calls her Cry Baby.... idk where she got Lizard from though XD

That results in a chain reaction of:

• Ryan asking what a lizard is and being totally clueless about things thoughout this entire chat.
  
• Harmoina telling Ryan its a reptile and Ryan asking what that (a reptile) is
  
• Harmonia telling Ryan to read a book "Maybe you'll learn something"
  
• Ryan saying that he doesn't read and Harmonia calling him illiterate; a small verbal war
  
• A random break out of Mary Poppins music from Isaac and Harmonia
  
• A back and forth on whether Ryan can actually read or not, resulting in Jenna finally shoving a basic card in his face
  
• Jenna and Harmonia wanting to "Cabin Teach" Ryan everything... starting from elementary school
  
• A talk about the topic of the birds and the bees (metaphorically ) along with anatomy
  
• Harmonia slapping Ryan on the head repeatedly with her hand and with a news paper because there is a "Bee" there
  
• Adonia whipping out her guitar and playing the first line of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
  
• Adonia, Isaac, Harmonia and Ryan discussing Cyrene
  
• Isaac and Adonia teasing eachother, resulting in Ed putting on Can You Feel the Love Tonight? as a joke
  
• Ryan freaking out about having to dissect things in biology and setting fires in a chem lab

....did I miss anything you guys? XD