It's like the newspaper Funnies, but Percy Jackson... and thusly better.
Percy's Genius #1
Percy Jackson learned the hard way that Taco Bell gave him really,
really bad gas. Grover and Annabeth had yet to find out...
Oh, no, wait, Grover found out...
Grover: Aw, man, what is rotting!?
Percy: Sorry, man! I couldn't hold it any longer!
Percy's Genius #2
Annabeth: Percy, are you
actually trying to think?
Percy: Shut up, shut up, shut up, I might lose it...
Percy's Genius #3
Annabeth Chase is once again forced to question her taste in men when Percy decides to share with the Olympians his rare ability... to burp the alphabet.
Percy's Genius #4
<-- Percy's classic 'derp' moment
Annabeth: Percy, are you stalking me?
Percy: Um...no?
Grover: Buuuusteeeed
Grover *in a trance from the Nature Channel*
Percy *rambling in a whiney voice* And then, when I was nine, I asked my mom f I could have a bunny...
Annabeth *to self* He really doesn't shut up, does he?
Persephone & Annabeth *completely engrossed by something*
Percy: I don't get it...
Grover *rolls eyes* Must be a chick thing.
Annabeth: Holy Hades, Percy's a JEDI!
Percy: Grover, help... She'd drunk again.
Annabeth: Look! He's part GOAT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Grover: Hey... you wanna buy a watch?
Grover: Okay, okay, you'll like this one. So this centaur walks into a bar...
Percy: Not again...
Annabeth: Oh gods...
Grover: the Serial Photobomber!